The United Socialist States of Free Zone Isles is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by RTB with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.131 billion Free Zone Islesians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Freelandia. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Free Zone Islesian economy, worth a remarkable 2,190 trillion Free Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 180,529 Free Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

NationStates staff are easily recognizable by their gold-plated mansions, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, time flies when you're not having fun, and recent protests against birds flying too low have resulted in bloodshed. Crime is totally unknown. Free Zone Isles's national animal is the Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

Free Zone Isles is ranked 44,793^rd in the world and 63^rd in Gay for Most Valuable International Artwork, with zero Bank.